Electric Military Concept Vehicle and Biodegradable Bombs

I came across this news story from Gutfeld! about all military vehicles supposedly going electric—tanks, jeeps, the whole lot. It got me imagining what that might actually look like on a battlefield.

Soldiers in the middle of a battle, waving a big ‘Low Battery’ flag while waiting for a solar-powered generator to charge up their tank for one final push.

And weapons? What if we had bombs and grenades that were “environmentally friendly”? Picture biodegradable grenades that explode and leave behind peace lilies or missiles that fertilize the soil instead of destroying it.

The real kicker, though, would be trying to recharge those electric tanks in the middle of a warzone. I mean, electric tanks might be quieter and harder to spot, but what happens when you need to plug them in and there’s no outlet? “Hold up, General, we need to borrow the enemy’s power grid for a quick charge!”

If this electric future ever happens, the phrase “power to the people” would have a whole new meaning. Peace treaties might even include clauses about the “right to charge.” In this world, it’s not about firepower anymore—it’s all about watt-power. And honestly, the only thing we’d want “armed” is the plug!

to a future where every military vehicle runs on electricity 🥂

— Gel (@gelthemu) December 28, 2024

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